FO Jaywalkers, and some horrible dyeing
It's hard to take a picture of your own feet. Jaywalkers by Grumperina, yarn was merino-cashmere from The Knittery. I will knit this pattern again for sure, it's the only way to use that nasty fake fair isle sock yarn that I stashed for some reason, and the only stitch pattern I have ever been able to memorise (go on, laugh).
Last night, my hubby being away and me being free to desecrate the kitchen however I like, I decided to dye the superwash merino and nylon I had on hand to try and spin some sock yarn from. I made up my dyepots and went to bed full of optimism.
Guess what honey, I got some dye on the benchtop, and I didn't even wipe it up til morning. And you're in Germany and can't make me ;-). Muahaha.
So I got up and rinsed my fibre. There have been many discussions over the l;ast couple of years on the fibre lists I read, about how best to dye black. Apparently it's not easy. I have found a solution though, just give your fibre to me, and ask me to dye it purple, or brown, or any darkish colour. I get black every time. AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok. After rinsing and mostly drying, it's not too bad (pic looks lighter than the actual colour), but NOTHING like I imagined it would be. The talented and skilled Mandie reassured me that all I was doing wrong was using too much water in my dyepot. Ok, that was AFTER I started this orangey -red dyepot (which came out pretty, but you know, not as pretty as it was in my imagination)
So following Mandie's instructions EXACTLY I made a pretty purple and a pretty green and painted them sparingly onto a barely immersed roving:
And the colours broke and I ended up with CLOWN SPEW:
At which point, in my best Cartman voice I declared "screw this, I'm going home" (althought I WAS home, my point was the same). When I was a network geek, it was a fact of the trade that some people just couldn't crimp coaxial cable without ruining it. They could try and practice and so on, but just never get it. I think dyeing with any amount of artistry is kind of like that- I just don't got it*. (not to take anything away from the hotshot dye artists- I take my hat off to them in 47 different ways: art, science, tenacity, talent, skill. and um, 42 others ;-). I think I'll go back to koolaid. You can't make things black with koolaid. Right??
*not to compare dyeing artistry to crimping a cap onto a piece of coax. I made myself cringe when I read that!












































